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(fried) paradox. and coffee.
Okay, so, we take the facts:
a) tapeworms are transmitted through eating pork products
b) Jews do not eat pork products
c) the Jews in New York have the highest incidence of tapeworm of any ethnic group in that city (apparently. source: my friend who is studying nursing)
Does anyone else see the logical hiccup here? Quelle bizarre.
Also, omg.
Take your normal black coffee (I am a poverty-stricken plebe and use instant stuff) and add:
- 1 shake of cinnamon
- a few drops of vanilla essence
- 1 heaped teaspoon brown sugar
- a large dash of chocolate liquer
Add milk if you like milk (I'm a half-coffee-half-milk girl) and stir. And then stick inna microwave because the bloody milk was cold. But. YUM.
a) tapeworms are transmitted through eating pork products
b) Jews do not eat pork products
c) the Jews in New York have the highest incidence of tapeworm of any ethnic group in that city (apparently. source: my friend who is studying nursing)
Does anyone else see the logical hiccup here? Quelle bizarre.
Also, omg.
Take your normal black coffee (I am a poverty-stricken plebe and use instant stuff) and add:
- 1 shake of cinnamon
- a few drops of vanilla essence
- 1 heaped teaspoon brown sugar
- a large dash of chocolate liquer
Add milk if you like milk (I'm a half-coffee-half-milk girl) and stir. And then stick inna microwave because the bloody milk was cold. But. YUM.