GIP

[fahye]

Casanova wants YOU! (However, David Tennant is MINE.)

I need someone to come and take away my copy of Thud! so that Vimes stops staring at me accusingly and I have no reason to avoid my schoolwork.

(I am only kidding. Anyone trying to remove Thud! will find themselves nursing a black eye. It's a heavy hardcover book and I am a Woman On The Edge. Details to follow.)

Speaking of icons, Josie? I thought you might like this.



Fahye: *walking into campus* Ow, my toe. I must have a blister. Shame on you, pair of Colorado sandals #7719*
Toe: *is a little pink with a break in the skin*
Fahye: *sighs, grins and bears it, heads off to library to finish research paper*

~ about ten minutes later ~

Toe: *starts kicking up a mofo of a throbbing itchy fuss*
Fahye: Oh, what? *looks down*
Toe: *IS SWOLLEN AND BRIGHT PINK AND SEEPING A SUSPICIOUS FLUID*
Fahye: AIIIEEEEEEEE SPIDER BITE.
Paper: Leave me. Your toe needs medical attention.
Fahye: But I have to give a seminar presentation on you! On Thursday!
Paper: It might have been a dangerous spider. Your foot could rot and fall off. You could DIE.
Toe: *throbs ominously*
Fahye: Point.

~ a little after that ~

Fahye: Now, I'll just slip my sandals back on...
Toe: OH NO YOU DON'T, BIZATCH!
Fahye: OWFUCK. Okay. I'll just hobble...across Union Court...barefoot...
Skies: *rain*
Fahye: Fuck you too, world. *hobbles forthwith*

~ in the uni pharmacy ~

Fahye: *limps tragically around store procuring bite ointment, bandaids, tissues* This will be all. I just need to clean and dress my foot. If I die, please scatter my ashes in a small grove near -
Pharmacist: Um, would you like a chair?
Fahye: Nonsense, good woman! I shall suffer in silence! Yesplease.
Chair: *is brought*
Fahye: *gets her first aid on*

~ in the refectory ~

Paper: So...about this seminar presentation?
Fahye: Sorry, no computers nearby *virtuously works on biology logbook instead* *with coffee and iPod*
Toe: *reclines on nearby seat, already hurting less*
Paper: You're fucked.
Fahye: SHUT UP I JUST TOTALLY HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE.

* NB - I do not actually own this many pairs of Colorado sandals, nor do I even own enough to make that kind of ridiculous hyperbole justifiable. I own two pairs. I am, however, including all those pairs of Colorado sandals that I want to buy so badly I have contemplated the sale of my own kidney on a few occasions when walking past the shop. These exist in potentia, as it were, and if they were any more tangible I'd have to have a whole extra room to store them in. Possibly a small warehouse. Like the Pork Futures Warehouse!

Don't argue with me. Colorado sandals are serious business.

Comments

[sophistry]

*tumblepounce*

A certain DOOMOMGDOOM is scheduled, finally, for this Friday night. Barring, you know, hurricanes and suchlike. So, at some point this week, maybe see your way to changing the devil's password and emailing it to me?

Ahaha yay colour-coding.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

*kicks feebly, avoiding wounded toe*

Certainly.

If everything goes neon green Lucifer will curse your children.

[not-in-denial.livejournal.com]

I might be a bad person for having found that little story quite entertaining :D

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I do my best to make my suffering amusing for others to witness.

[kcdl.livejournal.com]

*'tis amused by your pain, in the kindess way possible*

You can keep David Tenant, just leave Rose Byrne and Laura Frazer for me! *drools copiously*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

*considers*

I don't suppose we could share Laura Frazer? That seems only fair.

[kcdl.livejournal.com]

That depends, are you suggesting a threesome or 6 months in my house 6 months in yours?

Er umm, I didn't just write that, you are imagining things...stop being deviant you!;P

[fahye.livejournal.com]

The latter. Funnily enough :P

[kcdl.livejournal.com]

Prude....err, I mean that's what I was hoping you'd say, I'm a one woman man....:P

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

Colorado sandals?

Also, *hugs*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Most comfortable things. In known world. I kid not. I have two pairs, with a lowish and a not-so-lowish platform heel, one with black seude crossed strap and one with thick black leather front...thing...I can't describe shoes. I fail at being female.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

*patpat* *investigates instead*

Things sort of like this (http://www.rei.com/product/4255806.htm)?

[fahye.livejournal.com]

No-oo. They don't have the thin straps, they're slipons. I will take pictures of them, how's that?

SHOE COLLECTION PHOTO SPREE.

Best procrastination method ever.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

YES, TAKE PICTURES.

*cough*

Did you see that Heather made me new icons? Like this one (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/36466077/4053704).

Eerie, no?

[fahye.livejournal.com]

...

*inches away*

Okay! Do not have pictures of my pairs, as are from previous seasons, but my current items of extreme lust are such (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/fahye/colorado2.jpg) and such. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/fahye/colorado.jpg)

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

Yeaaaaaaaah. Also this one (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/36466066/4053704) and this one (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/36466108/4053704), but it was the first that we all kept STAAAAAAAAARING at. I keyworded it "like father like son." XD




omg. Those are LOVELY. I wants.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Aren't they? You see why I have this problem with a whole imaginary warehouse full of unbought shoes. They cost AU$90 a pair, but I WANT THEM SO BADLY.

*sighs*

*saves for America*

[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

BEST ICON EVER.

Do not scare Brian with it.

XD

[ashen_key]

*snerk*

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

That is why I have resolved to find a bodyguard at uni. They will also serve the function of ambulance!

*helpfully gags your paper*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, IF ONLY.

Paper: GAGGING...ISN'T ANSWERING!

It's approaching completion with all the speed of a paraplegic snail, but it IS moving.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

It can't be that hard! I will teach you the fine art of looking really helpless.

O M G WHAT KIND OF RESEARCH PAPER QUOTES ROUSSEAU

IT IS GETTING IDEAS ABOVE ITS STATION

*gets her classist on*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Ji, honey, you remember we had that talk about my self-sufficiency complex?

MY PAPER SPEAKS FOR THE PROLETARIAT

*duh! duh duh duh duh duuuuh!*

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

Maaaybe! You could think of it as getting a bitch instead.

PREPARE TO DIE, PAPER! JE M'APPELLE CHARLOTTE CORDAY

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Now, see, that's tricksy logic. Nice.

IF THERE IS HOPE, IT LIES WITH THE PROLES MY DRIVING NEED FOR SLEEP.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

>D *master of justification*

YOU LOVE BIG BROTHER

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I could hold tryouts.

SLEEP IS DOUBLEPLUSGOOD.

[ashen_key]

You keep David Tennant, Morgan will have him when he's older!Barty...it all works out.

And, sadly, your pain has amused me muchly. I am sorry. *grins*

[tropes.livejournal.com]

Hee!

See, I need to read my flist with purpose because I miss things. >.