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Because I like to keep a record of these things:
(context being vague wistful dreams of applying to a US medical school, blah blah)
Fahye: Really, even if I got in I couldn't afford a) fees, b) LIVING COSTS
Ji: seee, though, we're not DICKS
like the ENGLISH
about FINANCIAL AID.
if you get into a really good one, it'll all be need-based and they will meet 100% of your Needs.
Fahye: wow
stoppit, you're making me want to apply
Ji: in fact, princeton meets 100% of your financial needs...in grants
with no loans
Fahye: o_O
Ji: because PRINCETON IS SEXY
Fahye: INDEED IT IS
Ji: but it's a horrible grad school.
Fahye: So they pay people to go there
Ji: wonderful undergrad, bad grad
yes
Fahye: I'm sure it's not....THAT bad....$_$
Ji: i've been offered a number of between 100,000 and 200,000 scholarships but... i don't want to live in oklahoma.
etc.
'offered' in the sense that they wrote to me and said HEY WE GIVE THIS MUCH TO NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLARS : D D D PLZ COME
Fahye: Whoa. I mean. I am a whore and pretty much follow the money, unless it is money trying to get me to live in the country until I AM FORTY, THANK YOU RURAL BONDED MEDICAL SCHOLARSHIPS
Ji: oklahoma IS THE COUNTRY.
--
Fahye: I HAVE A MUSCLE TWITCH IN MY NECK. how. why.
stay away from my jugular, muscular spasms
Ji: *pictures*
Fahye: *sulks*
--
Fahye: I need to show you a picture of why Lost is the best ever
Ji: yes?
Fahye: well. among other things, it gives one images like THIS
Ji: ...
Fahye: Sawyer is hotter from other angles
BUT STILL
Sawyer and Sayid are fucking hot. with the knives. and the violence.
and the total lack of any actual basis other than, um, knives and violence
Ji: i love how you're like THIS WILL CONVINCE YOU
and you show me this horrible picture
and i'm like YEAH!
Fahye: WHAT, it'd convince me
Ji: because we are bad people.
*trauma*
Fahye: obviously
--
Fahye: see, sawyer is actually the hottest man alive
dangit, you can't tell until he TALKS and MOVES and SMIRKS and SNARKS
Ji: no, i agree that sawyer is hot
Fahye: I have crushes on everyone. EVERYONE. okay, not everyone. Claire and Sawyer and Sayid and Kate and Boone and Shannon and Sun.
Ji: that's quite a lot
Fahye: there are many characters
Ji: le uh oh.
Fahye: MANY. it's fanficcers paradise
it's a sodding desert island, you can pair ANYONE off with enough effort and time
Ji: dude, i believe in that no matter WHERE you are
Fahye: This is extra easy. Just add water. And there is plenty of water.
Ji: but you hate water
where are my pants
--
Ji: i am having a pants crisis.
--
Ji: i will californize you.
Fahye: that sounds dirty
(context being vague wistful dreams of applying to a US medical school, blah blah)
Fahye: Really, even if I got in I couldn't afford a) fees, b) LIVING COSTS
Ji: seee, though, we're not DICKS
like the ENGLISH
about FINANCIAL AID.
if you get into a really good one, it'll all be need-based and they will meet 100% of your Needs.
Fahye: wow
stoppit, you're making me want to apply
Ji: in fact, princeton meets 100% of your financial needs...in grants
with no loans
Fahye: o_O
Ji: because PRINCETON IS SEXY
Fahye: INDEED IT IS
Ji: but it's a horrible grad school.
Fahye: So they pay people to go there
Ji: wonderful undergrad, bad grad
yes
Fahye: I'm sure it's not....THAT bad....$_$
Ji: i've been offered a number of between 100,000 and 200,000 scholarships but... i don't want to live in oklahoma.
etc.
'offered' in the sense that they wrote to me and said HEY WE GIVE THIS MUCH TO NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLARS : D D D PLZ COME
Fahye: Whoa. I mean. I am a whore and pretty much follow the money, unless it is money trying to get me to live in the country until I AM FORTY, THANK YOU RURAL BONDED MEDICAL SCHOLARSHIPS
Ji: oklahoma IS THE COUNTRY.
--
Fahye: I HAVE A MUSCLE TWITCH IN MY NECK. how. why.
stay away from my jugular, muscular spasms
Ji: *pictures*
Fahye: *sulks*
--
Fahye: I need to show you a picture of why Lost is the best ever
Ji: yes?
Fahye: well. among other things, it gives one images like THIS
Ji: ...
Fahye: Sawyer is hotter from other angles
BUT STILL
Sawyer and Sayid are fucking hot. with the knives. and the violence.
and the total lack of any actual basis other than, um, knives and violence
Ji: i love how you're like THIS WILL CONVINCE YOU
and you show me this horrible picture
and i'm like YEAH!
Fahye: WHAT, it'd convince me
Ji: because we are bad people.
*trauma*
Fahye: obviously
--
Fahye: see, sawyer is actually the hottest man alive
dangit, you can't tell until he TALKS and MOVES and SMIRKS and SNARKS
Ji: no, i agree that sawyer is hot
Fahye: I have crushes on everyone. EVERYONE. okay, not everyone. Claire and Sawyer and Sayid and Kate and Boone and Shannon and Sun.
Ji: that's quite a lot
Fahye: there are many characters
Ji: le uh oh.
Fahye: MANY. it's fanficcers paradise
it's a sodding desert island, you can pair ANYONE off with enough effort and time
Ji: dude, i believe in that no matter WHERE you are
Fahye: This is extra easy. Just add water. And there is plenty of water.
Ji: but you hate water
where are my pants
--
Ji: i am having a pants crisis.
--
Ji: i will californize you.
Fahye: that sounds dirty
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