fahye | Um.

Ji: I'M GOING TO SEE DOCTOR ATOMIC!

Fahye: ...what.

Ji: DOCTOR ATOMIC
IS AN OPERA
ABOUT

Fahye: OH YES

Ji: ROBERT OPPENHEIMER!
My parents think I am obsessed with Oppenheimer.

Fahye: You told me. You freak. Although, damn, OPPENOPERA.

(insert short interlude about nuclear whores and other species of our youth)

Ji: NOTHING COULD BE BETTER THAN OPPENOPERA
except Rhinoceros: the musical

Fahye: I would pay to see that

Ji: I would sell my siblings into slavery.

Fahye: You win

Ji: Also my liver and one kidney.
EXCELLENT PLANNING.

Fahye: Chorus line of pachyderms. Are rhinos pachyderms? Maybe it is just elephants

Ji: Why not, I say.
Rhinos: *can can*

Fahye: With green boxer shorts

Ji: TUTUS

Fahye: Half and half. So they can waltz.

Ji: NO NO NO OMG
They are in complete blackshirt uniform!!!
BECAUSE THEY ARE A METAPHOR

Fahye: Oh, boring

Ji: NOOOOOOOOOoooo.

Fahye: MUSICALS =/= METAPHORS

Ji: This is another thing that will someday be used to nail me to the wall, but I kind of think Nazi uniforms are hot. Aesthetically speaking.

BUT THEY ARE

Fahye: No subtlety allowed. Get off my Broadway.

Ji: THE RHINOCEROI ARE FASCISM.
damn you! *takes show off off broadway*

Fahye: That's why it's a French PLAY and NOT a musical *patiently*

Ji: ... no ... fine, naked rhinos.

Fahye: o_O

Ji: ...
RHINOS ARE NATURALLY NAKED.

Um.

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