this had better not be hereditary

Dear self:

No. No. Stop it. No matter how much fun you had at hospital today and how much of a kick you'd get out of going into a boys-club specialty, you don't want to be an orthopod.

Please keep that in mind.

two-sentence fics!

Naruto and Sakura spin themselves into a whirlwhind of shared giddy joy with their realisation that Uchiha Sasuke, prodigal fucking son, loved beyond anything he deserves, does not have to belong to one of them and one of them alone. Tsunade can't smile at them with as much approval as she'd like: she can't stop herself from thinking how did you do that -- how dare you do that -- when we couldn't?

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I know there was a meme for one-sentence fics ages ago, but I prefer this variation that I just invented fifteen minutes ago, because you get more rhythm to play with.

I wrote a handful of these for deutscheami and had a lot of fun with them, and I need to do some scribbling to get my words flowing for a couple of projects that actually have deadlines, and I have a few free hours tomorrow morning. The upshot being:

TWO-SENTENCE FICS TO ALL THAT WANT 'EM

Any fandom, any pairing. (Though I suggest you don't get much more specific than fandom and/or pairing, else I will just end up beating you around the head with your own prompt and wailing.)