in which I abuse Windows Media's movie previews

[fahye]

Michelle Trachtenberg is in a movie about figure skating.

<3

I skated for eight years. I'm not entirely pathetic. Well, okay, maybe I am. It's a frigging Disney movie, after all. She appears to play Dawn, only with skates. And in the preview she lands a triple toe loop simply by (apparently) calculating the aerodynamics on paper. Which is, um, kind of NOT POSSIBLE.

*is dork*

And I don't care how godawful the Constantine movie looks (and it kind of does) - it has Rachel Weisz in it. I'm there.

*is also shallow*

Comments

[kcdl.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, she can Michelle my Trachtenberg any day of the week. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?! Oh well, it sounded leud and sexual and that's what I intended.

My blog desperately needs comments, it's lonely.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

Rachel Weisz!

Have you seen Confidence? It's awesome! They say 'fuck' a lot. It's one of those thief movies, like The Italian Job. I am distressingly fond of this gen-ray.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I have! I love thief movies. Ocean's Eleven ownz0rz my soul. Except Italian Job has Charlize Theron...

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

I don't mind much. Seth Green! Thief movies are curiously addictive. I have yet to see Ocean's Eleven, which saddens me greatly.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Oh, me neither - she's lovely. And YES SETH GREEN EEE.

You must! And soon! Its dialogue is awesome. And Brad Pitt just eats the whole time and it's, um, funnier than I made it sound.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA YOUR ICON.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Well I decided I needed SOMETHING French, what with all the crazy revolutionaries that hang around my LJ like it's an absinthe bar or something.