The complete works of Shakespeare :D And, um, the ability to actually complete a story.

Has anyone got it right yet? Does it really matter what people believe, if they try and live well?

Oscar Wilde. 'Cept he'd probably hate me. Um. The Milliways crowd!

The first volume of Sandman. Sure it counts as a book.

I'd liking to be working in psychiatry or forensic psychology or maybe even clinically... and I'd love to have something published by then, but that's more of a daydream than an actuality.