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Fahye ([personal profile] fahye) wrote2003-08-21 07:20 pm

drifting

Gacked off Erin-chan...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
I Love fahye (HBO, 9:00): fahye (Dudley Moore) and tammaiya (Mikhail Baryshnikov) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Afterwards, helgmione (Tom Cavanaugh) and schmendrannie (Rosie Perez) raise gooses. Nearby, not_in_denial (Gwyneth Paltrow) hits a book with alyxgardensdale (Rick Yune)'s pocketknife. Then, dunkywunky (Mariska Hargitay) cleans tairamika (Dana Carvey)'s apartment and ruins the notebook. The week after, hikarudragon (John Malkovich) and neolicious (Claire Forlani) try out for a volleyball team. TV-G.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


Well. There you go. And I've always wanted to be a dodgy romance author, too. /sarcasm
Also interested to see how well John Malkovich portrays Ali.

Got my maths test back today... can't believe how stupid I am. Or alternatively, how stupid the wording of the damn question was. Personally I prefer the latter, though stand no chance of arguing that and am just going to give up and accept my mark and dream of failing high school and becoming a chef. Hurrah. Or possibly forget the damn thing ever happened and go watch Bebop DVDs before I get kicked off the TV by my dad. Or listen to my YnM soundtrack again.

...

Being sick and listening to Evanescence is playing with my mind. I want to write... I want to write gorgeous, beautiful sap that will be too shamefully self-indulgent to show the world and will drown my soul in envy whilst I write it... I want to sing, but my throat has died and my head feels so bloody light and that just makes the longing even greater. I want to be skating. I want to be in love. I'm trying to decide whether staring at the mirror and liking what you see is healthy or simply narcissistic.

I'm wondering why the hell I ever made that damn clip to Lost Without You in the first place when it's the only thing that can make me feel this lonely...

[identity profile] ryokophoenix.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] fahye.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Roger Moore?
O.o

[identity profile] hikarudragon.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I am destined to be John Malkovich

[identity profile] ryokophoenix.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why am I never in other people's?

[identity profile] izumihydra.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* i'mn judsy garland AND i get to perform a pantomime!!

[identity profile] izumihydra.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
you're in mine!! you ate cheesecake!

[identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
this shall be my only brief appearance on livejournal tonight, as i have soon to slink away back into my filth hole.

Being sick and listening to Evanescence is playing with my mind. I want to write... I want to write gorgeous, beautiful sap that will be too shamefully self-indulgent to show the world and will drown my soul in envy whilst I write it... I want to sing, but my throat has died and my head feels so bloody light and that just makes the longing even greater. I want to be skating. I want to be in love. I'm trying to decide whether staring at the mirror and liking what you see is healthy or simply narcissistic.
I'm wondering why the hell I ever made that damn clip to Lost Without You in the first place when it's the only thing that can make me feel this lonely...

so i come here only to say that i am feeling everything you put in those two paragraphs, except for the mirror part, but i want to assure you that you're healthy as well as beautiful (and also to make clear that this is not a mindless fishing for MOG UR R 2 PERTYY!!!!1) what i wanted to say was, the specifics are different, but the meaning is the same. i understand. i'm fucking sick of everything.

[identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
ARGH! THAT'S HORRIBLE!
I always seem to be in other peoples.

[identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they always have the same actor for you- I'm ALWAYS Mikhail Baryshnikov. Whoever that is.

[identity profile] queencattabby.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
don't you EVER try to steal my pants again... ^-^
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[identity profile] fahye.livejournal.com 2003-08-21 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
thank you *smiles*
i didn't get to see you much today. book me in an appointment tomorrow to hug you and talk, okay?

hmm

[identity profile] terijan.livejournal.com 2003-08-22 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... so being a chef wouldn't be THAT bad.

Have you ever contemplated asking friends for assistance with school stuff? Unless all your friends are retarded... in that case, screw highschool and be a chef.

That way I can yell "Bitch! Shut the fuck up and go make me a sammich!" like everyone's ideal drunkard husband would.

/sarcastic --- don't attack me! *hides*
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Re: hmm

[identity profile] fahye.livejournal.com 2003-08-23 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
*fingers dagger thoughtfully then decides to be merciful*
...actually, I'm just being whiny. School isn't going too badly - besides, most of my friends aren't insane enough to do my subjects and would just look at me weirdly if I asked them for help.

Re: hmm

[identity profile] terijan.livejournal.com 2003-08-23 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ooo, sounds fun. Ask me for help!
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Re: hmm

[identity profile] fahye.livejournal.com 2003-08-23 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*pounces*
Sure! I have a physics test on Newton and mechanics coming up and I don't understand the concept of impulse properly *wails*
...alternatively, I have an inclass essay on Hamlet. That may be more your style.

Re: hmm

[identity profile] terijan.livejournal.com 2003-08-23 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to be in a certain mood to talk about physics... Hamlet on the other hand, I'm always in the mood for hamlet baby! *whips off his clothes revealing a thong with 2 dollars shoved into it*
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Re: hmm

[identity profile] fahye.livejournal.com 2003-08-23 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*blinks politely and hands you a towel*
It'll probably, in the grand tradition of high school essays, be on characters and themes. Unfortunately, a three-page rant on how much Horatio lusts after Hamlet will probably not go down too well unless I can find substancial evidence in the text.

Re: hmm

[identity profile] terijan.livejournal.com 2003-08-23 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
<3 Horatio x Hamlet <3

Gotta love those low thought process projects. They're in like the bile pool of Bloom's Taxonomy. Tsk tsk, so sad... so sad.