damn straight
~ A verbatim scene from tonight's library shift ~
A Girl I Vaguely Know: Hey, you working tonight?
Me: Yup.
AGIVK: All the college computers are being really gay.
Me: They're being really what?
AGIVK: Really gay.
Me: *pointed eyebrow raise*
AGIVK: Oh! Sorry, sorry. They're being really stupid. Sorry.
That's right, my eyebrows have the power to shame people out of offensive language. If only it worked on everyone.
A Girl I Vaguely Know: Hey, you working tonight?
Me: Yup.
AGIVK: All the college computers are being really gay.
Me: They're being really what?
AGIVK: Really gay.
Me: *pointed eyebrow raise*
AGIVK: Oh! Sorry, sorry. They're being really stupid. Sorry.
That's right, my eyebrows have the power to shame people out of offensive language. If only it worked on everyone.

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A Girl You Vaguely Know: Hey, you working tonight?
You: Yup.
AGYVK: All the college computers are being really gay.
You: No, we don't use open systems here, you must be mistaken. Try again until you're less of a twit.
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GOOD JOB, FAHYE'S EYEBROWS
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Baby says HAVE A COOKIE!