yay champagne

[fahye]

MAPLES PARTY

SO AWESOME

ALSO, SO DRUNK

have a snippet

"How queer," says the King, when Miranda tells him about it, and he turns his many-lensed glasses upon her. Miranda is sure that through them her head must look just as large and odd as her sister's, but she doesn't say it, because they Don't Talk About Iracebeth's Head, except on alternate Mondays when strange little doctors from all across Underland are allowed to prod Miranda's sister and feed her things that smell of nervous herbs. Miranda likes alternate Mondays.

"No," Miranda says, and then:

"Has it happened before?" the King asks, and then:

"How curious," they say in unison.

She gets used to it quickly, this occasional hiccup of backwards living.