Fahye, I think you underestimate my ability to hone in on any dark-haired eyai at a party ever and be like MAI LINH LOOK IT'S MAI LINH IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND. OF COURSE I knew where to look. I reread it like six times and laughed like a hyena.

Er I did mean to type it, horrific though it is, because she is -- good to him and it is adorable. I KNOW, DON'T HATE ME.