*head in hands*

[fahye]

I feel the need to offer three points in my defense:

1) This is a belated entry for oh_shit_santa's stick-figure challenge
2) I drew it in a histology tutorial, in which I was extremely bored
3) I WAS *EXTREMELY BORED*

Standard disclaimers about my utter lack of artistic ability apply.



(Please also note: I have never read Twilight, I just enjoy stealing fandom injokes.)

Comments

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

*reads the last one*

*dies* Thank you, you made my day.

It's "EXTRAVAGANZAAAA"

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha!!! Oh, RPattz is gold.

Talk about pan-fandom! I never dreamed Twilight would bleed in! XD

That's some mighty fine stick!hair you have, Prince Caspian. Rrawr!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Seriously, everything I know about Twilight, I learned from reading extracts from hilarious interviews in which RPattz talks about how his character is a frigid emo wimp.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

i only know of twilight through everyone talking about how lulzy it is, but those last two panels are DEM FINE PANELS omg so much
the world needs some caspian/dunstan fic, y/y

[ariastar.livejournal.com]

I sort of lost it at "what's a chochang?" but then CASPIAN AND DUNSTAN turned up and I exploded from the awesome.

[questofdreams.livejournal.com]

LOLOL... STARDUST FTW XDDDDDDD NOW THAT KIND OF SHINY I AM TOTALLY BEHIND XDD

Cho Chang. HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. Your procrastination is win XD

*off to read your epic narnia fic*

[pathstotread.livejournal.com]

LOL, Tristan and Yvaine pwning Edward and Bella. AWESOME.

Rob Pattinson's utter disdain for his character would be annoying, if this weren't Twilight. As it is, he gives me high hopes for Movie!Edward.

And hee, Caspian (the super fine) and Dunstan being awesome together. Now that's sexy talk.

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

I love the last panel ridiculous amounts. RIDICULOUS. (I love it all.)

[ashen_key]

....*cracks up*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

That is exactly my approach to Twilight! All I know is that Edward SPARKLES and Bella is a hilariously bad character.

CASPIAN/DUNSTAN YES PLEASE.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Jokes about Ben Barnes twinliness aside, I think Caspian and Dunstan would get along very well! They could have adventures and be bff and Dunstan could be Caspian's one friend from England who didn't then DISAPPEAR IN A PUFF OF TRAGIC DESTINY.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I wanted to include Yvaine bitchslapping someone but I felt it would be beyond my artistic skills inappropriate.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I JUST. WHOEVER THOUGHT UP THE SPARKLE MOTION THING IS A GENIUS.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Omg, I can't believe I didn't include THIS IS NOT SEXY TALK somewhere in there.

[ashen_key]

I honestly have no idea who first thought it up. I found it via the genius cleolinda, though.

But, yes. GENIUS.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Bizarrely, I think adult!Dunstan is the only one whose hair I actually managed to reproduce with any degree of accuracy.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

and it's not quite that this stranger walks wreathed in magic the way tristran's mother did, but he moves with the easy grace of those well-acquainted with the other world; his voice is familiar even though his accent is not, and when dunstan kisses him it's rather like remembering something he never realized he's forgotten


BECAUSE i was just waiting for an excuse.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

caspian says 'stay', and the young english man says 'no', but then he confounds all of caspian's resignation by adding, 'but i'll come back tomorrow'. he smiles and caspian realises what it is that they are recognising in one another: the subtle gap left by someone loved briefly and then lost beyond hope of reunion.


OH GOD THE COMMENT-DRABBLING IS INFECTIOUS.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

caspian has within him a wealth of stories: treacherous uncles, kings of legend, talking animals, and the sea. dunstan tells him, "i've never been to the sea."
caspian says, "it fills your whole heart."
he tells dunstan about the very end of the world and how sweet the waters were, how thick the smell of lilies. "i have stood at the border between two worlds," says the king, "and i could not follow."
"yes," replies dunstan, his own thoughts far away. "it's hard."

oh fahye it is my favorite game!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

there are many things that dunstan has never done, never seen. perhaps the one that shines forth most brightly, in the way he laughs and in the impetuous nature of his ideas, is the fact that he has never been king of anything.
"rather you," dunstan says cheerfully, "than me."
caspian lifts himself onto one elbow and watches the deadly play of firelight off his own sword, balanced with respect and curiosity within dunstan's hands. those strong clever hands which have never killed anyone.
"be careful," he says. "it's heavy."
dunstan sheaths it with care but no grace, and in the sudden absence of metal the firelight drapes itself across his bare shoulders instead.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

caspian has never been in love with anyone from his own world and he's long given up wondering whether it is a blessing or a curse. there is no profit from such contemplation. focus, instead, on keeping your feet on the ground and your eyes steady. line the chambers of your heart with your memories so you don't have to keep them in your head.
make new ones.
the curve of dunstan's clavicle, for example. the small of his back and the words he whispers when he doesn't know what he's saying. the touch tracing the curve of his spine.
but just as there is a finite number of types of stories, perhaps there is a finite number of types of memories. caspian thinks he recognizes each one.
the rain discovering what it is like to be the sea in a storm.


ben barnes/ben barnes OTP holy shit. 'cos they're like, "WHEN I TOUCH YOU I THINK ABOUT MYSELF."

[fahye.livejournal.com]

caspian shows dunstan all the things he can think of: the throne room and the way the sun sets between towers and the ruins of cair paravel and maps so wide that they curl off the edges of tables.
dunstan admires them all but no matter how carefully caspian watches his eyes he never once shows that telltale longing, that sign of blending into narnia and its promises. he never once looks anything like peter. caspian wonders what he is trying to prove to himself.
he remembers lucy telling him a story about the twin princes of archenland and the boy corin who gave up his throne with the willingness of those not cursed with intrinsic responsibility. some days caspian understands completely, and he traces with his fingertips the corners of dunstan's eyes and mouth, which are free of the tiny lines that he sees already beside his own.


THIS SHOULD BE A LOT CREEPIER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

the years have left their marks on both of them, inside and out. when caspian talks about the kings and queens of legend, the things left unsaid are palpable and dunstan doesn't pry, howsoever much he is curious. dunstan keeps his own heart close to him. he is not cut out for magic and perhaps knows that it is only meant to find him when he least expects it, and never in the same way twice. so he marvels at the horizon and is sick over the side of the dawn trader with equal zeal, and when caspian gives him tea infused with strange-smelling herbs and tells him he'll get used to it, dunstan smiles weakly and says he reckons he won't mind overmuch if he doesn't. "after all," he adds, "is it not how it is with adventures, to not know what the next day will bring?"
"ah," caspian shrugs. "you get used to that too."

[frostheavens.livejournal.com]

PRETTY DAMN AWESOME &hearts

I love Tristan's hair the most. This is only better since I saw Prince Caspian in the flesh some 3 days ago ;3

[erisabesu.livejournal.com]

Bahahah! XDDD Twilight lulz!!!! A thousand wins for YOU! \o/

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

*stares*

so pretty...

So different to Lass/Bedlam commentfic, too. You two both write soft and lyrical... pretty...