our heroine has a minor panic attack when her passport is not in the folder of uni enrolment papers where she remembers placing it last. Having scrambled around the room for a while she eventually discovered that, in her infinite wisdom, she was keeping it in the same drawer as her sex toys

*cracks up* Introducing Fahye, starring on the broadway stage as her own fall guy...

You're fabulous :D

(and so is BARE OMG. but whyyyyy don't you have the finale track? whhhhyyy?)