Might I amuse you by giving you the lyrics a friend of mine changed to accommodate some odd dream another friend had about The Little Mermaid:

I wanna be where the bishies are...
I wanna see...
wanna see them grinding.
although I don't mind watching them... what's the word...?
masturbaaaate.
being a femme you don't get very far...
schlongs are required for humping, panting...
poking around at the... what's that word again...?
prostaaaaate!
up where they fap, up where they suck...
where they just fight all day and then f**k...
If only my sex...
wasn't XX...
I'd be part of that wooooorld.


I died of laughter. <3