There are so many things I love about this. I will name two: one, that Sirius laughs at the fights, because there is truly nothing I like more in life than a good crazy laugh at violence like in 300; two, that the drink titles are alliterative like everything in JKR's little world.

Well -- three, that it's so lyrical.

Ha ha "I can't write I'm blocked" shut the hell up I hate you. *goes back to her own blank page*