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[fahye]

Ji.

What are you doing, missy? I do not appreciate finding myself getting sentimental over random Milliways pairings when I care less than nothing about them and was only reading their threads out of morbid curiosity.

You take back your half of the damn thing RIGHT NOW, before I start wanting to cuddle puppies or some shit like that.

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[strange-selkie.livejournal.com]

*hands you an especially fwuffy puppy*

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

I don't know! If anything, I've been using it because Thing Two* keeps playing Velvet Underground songs across the hall and it makes me feel warm and like I don't want to listen to other music!

You must have got it while I was asleep.

*To differentiate between Dan and Dan, I would like to call them Thing One and Thing Two, a la Dr Seuss, but no one else agrees with me.