edited to protect the innocent

[fahye]

Firstly and only partly relatedly: does anyone have a copy of Way Out West's 'Don't Forget Me' that they could upload?



schiarire: that guy went for a guy who is in the air force AND a band
schiarire: unbeatable!
Fahye Dielle: what else can you add to the air force to get unbeatable?
Fahye Dielle: *plots*
Fahye Dielle: nice hair?
Fahye Dielle: ability to cook?
schiarire: he has nice hair!
schiarire: he's CUTE
Fahye Dielle: we're talking about me here
Fahye Dielle: pay attention
schiarire: oh, you
schiarire: you have nice hair
schiarire: +schmancy degree+air force ...
schiarire: the marines would be even sexier
schiarire: do you have marines
schiarire: marines>air force>army>navy
Fahye Dielle: oh, probably
Fahye Dielle: but I don't think they recruit doctors
schiarire: no, it's doubtful.
Fahye Dielle: the army and navy think that the air force is soft
Fahye Dielle: but apparently (from girls who get picked up by military types) air force guys are nice
schiarire: .... the NAVY thinks they're soft?
schiarire: wow
schiarire: the military sex!!factor ranking
Fahye Dielle: yeah. less physical activity
schiarire: is clearly different in our countries
schiarire: i don't know, man. you are pretty unbeatable already.
schiarire: +in a band?
schiarire: but you're a girl...
Fahye Dielle: yeah, see, I think there must be a female equiv
Fahye Dielle: what is it?
schiarire: you have +can dance!
Fahye Dielle: ah yes!
Fahye Dielle: I can
schiarire: female equiv is probably like, +model
schiarire: +in a movie
schiarire: something like that
Fahye Dielle: well, that's never going to happen
Fahye Dielle: zomg. hot asian girl in GA 2x05
schiarire: YOU LOSE. trapped at 90% unbeatable
Fahye Dielle: is the the one from Saving Face?
schiarire: you moron, she's wil!
schiarire: yes
schiarire: unmoron
Fahye Dielle: thank you
schiarire: HMONGNESS
Fahye Dielle: so hot
schiarire: me: MICHELLE KRUSIEC + HMONGNESS! *aneurysm of joy*
Fahye Dielle: hotter than Grace Park
schiarire: 100% unbeatable?
Fahye Dielle: I dunno. I don't think +actress is actually unbeatable in itself
schiarire: true.
schiarire: but it +points
Fahye Dielle: I think Izzie wins
schiarire: hmmm
Fahye Dielle: if Izzie was in the air force, maybe
Fahye Dielle: but Izzie has awesome boobs and she's SO NICE and she COOKS and she's a SURGEON
schiarire: model+doctor+good personality+COOKIES
Fahye Dielle: *crushes on Izzie like whoa*
schiarire: true!
schiarire: if only she were in the military
schiarire: it seems to come down to ...
Fahye Dielle: nobody has it all?
Fahye Dielle: probably for the best
schiarire: physical (military) + mental (doctor) + useful (cookies!)
schiarire: + more physical (hot tastic!)
Fahye Dielle: okay
schiarire: + personality (good!)
Fahye Dielle: what can I count?
schiarire: that's 5 things ... at 20% each
schiarire: physical (dance) + mental (doctor!) + useful (cooks! makes cocktails! does house chores) + personality (most of the time) + more physical (hot tastic! great hair.)
schiarire: FOR THE WIN.
Fahye Dielle: I am not feeling hot tastic lately
Fahye Dielle: BUT YAY