JOYFUL PICSPAM AHOY

[fahye]

Lizzen did this and I thought it was such a good idea that I scrambled away to make one of my own.

Presenting: Fahye's Picspam Of Joy. Each and every one of these pictures makes me SO HAPPY. If you don't know who any of these people are then feel free to ask, but be prepared for an onslaught of mad fangirly flailing.







Because I dare anyone to not find that the SHINIEST THING EVER.



*keyboardmash* AWWW ADAMAS



You have no idea how long I can stare at this picture for. omg. WET-AND-SMOKIN'-LEE.



There are so many things about this that I love that I am not even going to try listing them.



Don't even pretend to be surprised. OH PILOTS. Those were the days.



Okay, so, quite apart from Roslin's scarily symmetrical hair, plz note how Lee's disinterested eyebrow is the BEST THING EVER and Kara is eyeing the ballot form...



...and then Kara is BAMFing it up with her Security Guard Stare and Lee is spying on the ballot. Oh, pilots-and-politics. Colonial Day, you remain my happy place.



NOT!POST-COITAL SCRAMBLINGS AND NEKKID LEE AND D'XENA!



And now we segue into the Random Pairings Nostalgia. This cap is everything good about Seishirou/Subaru. Anger and monochromes and cigarettesjsdjhsas. Yeah.



OH GOD, THIS HELLSING FANART. SO PERFECT. SO. PERFECT. DISTURBING AND CREEPIFYING AND PERFECT.



linnpuzzle art! This is such a stare-at-able picture.



...aaaaand more.



Oh, be quiet. QaF was one of the first television shows I actually watched religiously. Well. The third season, anyway. I maintain that Gale Harold is one of the hottest men alive, although he is a bit smushed here.



Nobody. Say. Anything.



Back in the day, when Cameron's hair was gorgeous, I developed an unhealthy love for this pairing.



Sawyer + babyglasses = OTP



And then you take Kate, who despite everything I find really really pretty...



AND YOU SMUSH THEM TOGETHER AND OMG INSTA-SEX. HURRAH.



ALL RIGHT, CLASS, PAY ATTENTION. This is Tony. He is a forensic psychologist.



And this is Carol. She is a police detective.



And together, THEY FIGHT CRIME. AND ARE ADORABLE AND HAVE SEMI-ACKNOWLEDGED LOVE AND SJADHGAJHSGA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.



RANDOM PICTURES OF JOY. I have so much love for Harper. I would kill to play her in a stage production of AiA.



This frame here is the only reason why anybody should ever consider seeing The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Gdjahsauwh. Hello, Stuart Townsend.



HELLO AGAIN, STUART TOWNSEND.



This is Gaspard Uliel. Say hello, flist. Take a good look. HANDS. HAAAAANDS.



Do I need words? I don't need words. CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.



BLIIIIIING! PIMPIN' JOHNNY! This is far from being the hottest picture of him that I have, but I find it too hilarious not to include it.



YAMI NO MATSUEI! BABY'S FIRST FANDOM! This being the only decent picture of Hisoka I have. I can't recall who made the tarot, but I LOVED this show. To teensy disturbing beautiful pieces.



Johnny Weeeeeeir. I adore this boy. So much. So, so, SO much.



agshgsashjEowyn is still my movie girlfriend, kthnx



What? It's the SODDING GLOBE. THE GLOBE. I WAS THEEEERE.



I got this off the fandom version of PostSecret and it makes me crack up every time. Oh, Jesse Spencer.



And to wrap up, a few joyful things that I only have in icon form, though I have no idea who made some of these. Firstly: RAY K. Mmmm, Callum Keith Rennie.



NECKS. PRETTY NECKS ON PRETTY BOYS.



HAN, MY FIRST MOVIE BOYFRIEND. Closely followed by the best SW icon in existence. It's the last frame that makes it.



FUNNIEST. ICON. EVER.



This, I think, says everything that needs to be said about Troy. (For the record? I really liked Troy.)



OMGDIMITRI. Shut up. OTP. Actually, the real OTP is me/John Cusack's voice, but whatever.



HELLO, MIGUEL. This is why no matter how wanky he gets in person, I will always love Kenneth Branagh. This movie rules all.



And we finish with Shakespearean crossdressing genderfuck hijinks, because really, WHERE IS THE BAD?

Comments

[pathstotread.livejournal.com]

CONMANKISS. COLONIAL DAY. HAAAN SOLO. DMITRI/ANASTASIA! STEALTH, THE OTHER PILOTS! AND JACK FUCKING SPARROW.

I DECLARE THIS BEST EVER.

(OH YES AND THEM FIREFLY PEOPLE TOO)

[fahye.livejournal.com]

*BONDS OMG*

I AM AS HAPPY AS A GEEK IN MUD A ROOM OF OTHER GEEKS

Fuck, the Conmankiss. Hottest thing to ever grace a TV screen.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

The amount of people I recognize kind of makes me want to go to a mental asylum for people who are WIRED INTO YOUR BRAIN.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

HOW IS THIS BAD?

Any you don't?

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

As in, completely unfamiliar, not know-what-it-is-but-haven't-seen-it?

The ice skater.

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

I swear it looks as though Johnny is wearing a candy bracelet in his non-Captain Jack shirt.

And nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh oh BSG I must find you elsewhere.

D:

[pathstotread.livejournal.com]

SO HOT. SO WRONG AND YET SO RIGHT. AND HOT.

[glamaphonic]

OMFG COLONIAL DAY <33333!! JACK SPARROWsdflgs!!! ADAMAS!!! JHAJKS CILLIAN MURPHY AS SCARECROW EOWYN!!! STUART TOWNSEND AS DORIAN GRAY!! SERENITYYYY CAAAAST

ANASTASIA/DIMITRI!

*so filled with joy*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*is dead from the glee*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

JOHNNY WEIR OMG.

He was one of the Americans who reached the men's finals at the Winter Olympics and he is tiny and gay and SO PRETTY and he looks like he should be playing Ariel or Puck or one of those fae roles. That costume is not helping any.

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

Wow, that Hellsing fanart is awesome, and I don't watch it at all! Also, Stuart as Dorian Grey. HOT.

[pathstotread.livejournal.com]

!!!

That settles it. There must be a group viewing of Anastasia someday soon. Yes indeed.

[not-in-denial.livejournal.com]

I would totally do a post like this if it wouldn't end up being over a gig's worth in pictures. *sigh* Though I might attempt it, who knows.

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

Pee ess: I am totally appropriating Jamie Bamber as a PB for an original character generally referred to as Hero.

This is all your fault.

(Thank you. :D)

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Look, the more Jamie there is floating around the intarweb, the better :D

[fahye.livejournal.com]

THE ORIGINAL SNARKY OTP

I swear, that is the only role of Meg Ryan's that I ACTIVELY LIKE

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I am meant to be working. And I am sitting here. Scrolling up. And scrolling down. And scrolling up -

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

Well yes!

Although, I mean, it is more a passing-resemblance-thing.

(Once it gets optioned as a movie, I shall have to find a Young Hot Actor who looks like Jamie, and is roughly seventeen, or at least looks like a seventeen-ish-year-old-Jamie-Bamber.

Stupid characters with their ages and stuff.)

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Isn't it amazing? It's not just gorgeous visually, it manages to smack you across the face with this fantastically scary scenario and you start imagining what happened before and what's about to happen and guuuuuuh.

Pictures of Stuart being hot are few and far between, but I think I have most of them. I have scoured the internet. SCOURED AND SCOURED.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Dooooo it! I am hoping to start a trend, so that I can nick pictures from OTHER people's spams and add them to my folder called JOYFUL.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

...*readies her DVD*

Yes, I own the DVD. And the soundtrack.

NO, I AM NOT ASHAMED.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Jamie has this knack of being very baby-faced in some shots, but still managing to pull off mature and dark etc. in others.

*pinches his cheeks*

[glamaphonic]

OMG I WISH I OWNED THE DVD.

I am old skool. I HAVE THE VHS.

Anastasia/Dimitri = OTP. SO OTP. FOREVER.

[pathstotread.livejournal.com]

...

ME TOO OMG

Carrie + Fahye, it's like looking into a mirror!

[pathstotread.livejournal.com]

MEN ARE SUCH BABIES.

OMG, I have to watch that right this second.

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

That's because he is INCREDIBLY TALENTED.

Now I just need Mountain Goats lyrics that will describe him, so I can have him in my icons. *sighs*

*etc*

*mostly because it's an excuse to keep looking at him, instead of going to bed* BUT I WILL BE STRONG and also won't attempt to do my own Massive Gigantic Picspam of Doom until tomorrow night or maybe Friday, seeing as how I still haven't finished my paper which was due... uh. Yesterday. Roughly 39 hours ago, in fact. Um.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

HURRAH. Everyone must do one! Everyone! I love this shit!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

ATTRACTION? TO THAT SKINNY LITTLE BRAT?

KJASGASA DIMITRI CRAVINGS WHY MUST I HAVE UNI WORK AND PAPERS TO MARK AND A STUPID ORCHESTRA REHEARSAL AT WHICH I DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO PLAY, JUST BE MADAME PRESIDENT?

[shati.livejournal.com]

Because I dare anyone to not find that the SHINIEST THING EVER.

. . . I think most of them look less pretty than usual. :D?

Sean Maher looks very nice, but I think the rest of them look a lot hotter in costume. Gina and Jewel in particular -- Gina looks better in curly hair and leather and boots, and Jewel with more weight on.

THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY SHATI'S PAINKILLERS.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Actually, I agree with you, but I just adore the BAR and the SUAVE and the fact that they all look like they're groping each other because you can't see where half the hands are.

Uh.

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

That picture of Lee smoking? WON ME OVER! I AM SO DEVOTING MY DAY TO BSG TOMORROW!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

HURRAH!

OMG CALEB, DO A PICSPAM! You can torment me with all these fandoms I cannot partake in! Like Supernatural!

Also, you have excellent taste in HOT.

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

Dude, people are going to be all "He is so shallow."

IT'S NOT MY FAULT GORGEOUS MEN MAKE ME HAPPY! IT'S GENETICS!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Dude, WHO WILL COMPLAIN?

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

.....people who object to men objectifying other hot men?

Okay, you're right. No one.

*objectifies*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Also: I TOTALLY DIG THE IxA fanart. OMG. Long ago I used to have a favorite baby!Integra icon...*misses it now*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Lizzeeeeeeeen.

This fic will not end. It just sits here and goes OOH YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? DEE THE PORN MERCHANT and then I have three more scenes to add to the list.

*headdesk*

[whatimages.livejournal.com]

OMG THIS IS SUCH JOY AND COLONIAL DAY AND AMUSING FACES AND NEKKIDITY EOWYN AND IS THAT CROWLEY/AZIRAPHALE I SPY?

AWESOME.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

IMRYYY

YES IT IS. LINN IS GENIUS.

[whatimages.livejournal.com]

FAYHEEE

OMG I LOVE ME SOME CROWLEYZIRAPHALE

[corialis.livejournal.com]

*late late late*

*saves EVERYTHING* Whee, fandom nostalgia.

Also I was once thisclose to buying the dress that Summer Glau is wearing in that first picture and I'm not quite sure why that amuses me as much as it does.