THE BEST PART IS THAT THE REAL WERNER HERZOG IS EVEN MORE AWESOME. WHO ELSE HAS MADE A MOVIE LIKE WERNER HERZOG EATS HIS SHOE, OR THREATENED TO PUT EIGHT BULLETS IN KLAUS KINSKI, OR BEEN UNFAZED BY A BULLET TO THE THIGH DURING AN INTERVIEW, OR CRYPTICALLY SAVED JOAQUIN PHOENIX FROM A FLAMING CAR WRECK? NO ONE. THAT'S WHO.