Sure thing. When we've moved we'll have a spare room all set up for visitors for exactly this reason - me dragging people around Melbourne and pointing out how pretty the people are and how scummy the city itself is. Whee!

Hmm. The downside is that people like you describe often have either their fair share of arrogance or insecurities. You certainly know how to have rare tastes.

Hmmmmmmm. This will need consideration.

I agree with the use of flippant icons. ^_^