I can't tell if that would help or be horrible, so obviously we should do it.

I see! you lack This Is What We Became. Poor soul. I'll fix it.

These are the things which you are allowed to praise about Geisha:
1. Gong Li
2. Gong Li
3. Cinematography
4. The way you totally wish Gong Li and Zhang Ziyi had had really rough sex!