It's my birthday gift to me!

[fahye]

Phew.

Party list:

- make lime madeleines
- make birthday cake
- make cases for white bean & tomato tartlets
- make filling for same
- make corn fritters
- make cheese pastries
- tidy house
- vacuum rugs
- make iTunes playlist
- choose outfit
- play around for ridiculously long in front of the mirror with hair & makeup

I'm...resting. Yes. Resting for an hour before I vacuum and then ring my sister and harass her because she hid the cookbook with the corn fritters recipe in it.

La. I'll see a handful of you fine people tonight. Feel free to dress a little fancier than I initially directed, because izumihydra needs an excuse to wear her stunning new dress, so we at least are dressing up :D

Comments

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FOOL.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

:D Not for three days, really, but this is the day on which I shell out a lot of money so that other people can eat well.

...does that seem right to you?

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

well... then... I was obviously getting it in in advance!

*shifty*

Obviously.

And... well, if it makes you happy?

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Duly noted, duly noted.

Cooking is fun! So far I have managed to get a small cut and a burn on the same knuckle but, er, the food is good?

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

It's... added protein!

And charcoal aids digestion!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

...

*smothers you hastily*

IT'S ALL RIGHT, REAL LIFE FRIENDS, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY PUT MY OWN FLESH IN THE CORN FRITTERS. THIS GIRL? OH, SHE'S ONE OF THOSE RESIDENT LJ NUTCASES. WE'RE TAKING HER AWAY NOW.

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

(The following has been translated from its original muffled and mostly unintelligible form.)

Hey now, wench, don't you be trash-talking me. It's bad enough that there's skin on my cocoa, I don't need to be smothered! I'm choking already!

[unintelligible]

Besides, blood makes the crops grow! Kill, kill, kill! It will make your corn fritters grow strong and healthy, and someday they will take down multinational corporations with the stealth of many ninja(s).