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Jayne, go play with your rainstick.
SIMON: What's going on?
BOOK: Seems River doesn't want me making up a bed for our young guest. Or she's starting a pillow collection. I'm still collating data.
SIMON: I'm sorry. I'll take care of the room -
RIVER: It's not important! Tell him.
SIMON: Tell him what?
RIVER: We want you to marry us.
SIMON: What? We - no! What?
RIVER: Two by two. Everyone has a mate, a match, a dopple. I love you.
SIMON: No, River, mei-mei. Of course I love you too, but we can't be married. She's...really crazy.
RIVER: *kicks him in the shin*
SIMON: OW! I don't mean crazy - that's just not something brothers and sisters do. I mean on some planets, but only pretty bad ones.
*snerks* Simon is so much love.
SIMON: What's going on?
BOOK: Seems River doesn't want me making up a bed for our young guest. Or she's starting a pillow collection. I'm still collating data.
SIMON: I'm sorry. I'll take care of the room -
RIVER: It's not important! Tell him.
SIMON: Tell him what?
RIVER: We want you to marry us.
SIMON: What? We - no! What?
RIVER: Two by two. Everyone has a mate, a match, a dopple. I love you.
SIMON: No, River, mei-mei. Of course I love you too, but we can't be married. She's...really crazy.
RIVER: *kicks him in the shin*
SIMON: OW! I don't mean crazy - that's just not something brothers and sisters do. I mean on some planets, but only pretty bad ones.
*snerks* Simon is so much love.
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(ten minutes later, after separate conversation during which River slides a pillow under her shirt)
RIVER: Now we have to be married.
SIMON: (look of incomprehending horror)
RIVER: ("duh" voice) I'm in the family way.
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