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Okay, okay.
1. Lars Dahl. Never heard of him? Good. He makes the list because he was probably the first fictional character I wanted to shag, because Anne McCaffery (in Killashandra) was all with her OMG HE IS TEH SEX. TEH. SEX. KTHNXBYE and my young brain managed to absorb that message but good. And he sings! I am all for beautiful rich tenor voices, oh yes. Except we would NOT be having sex on the beach, thank you all the same.
2. Louis de pont du Lac. Shut up, Anne Rice, vampires totally have sex. With me. Especially when they're all dark and gorgeous and quiet and tragic and Freeeench. I'd do Lestat too. And Armand. This is what you get for making them all such pretty colours, bizatch. My list is so trashy *hums*
3. Dweia. Emerald. Thing. That sodding cat goddess from The Redemption of Althalus, because Eddings was a big part of my childhood and she was all with the autumn colours and rounded limbs and gorgeous hair and banter and flirting. She had a human form, pervs. Also Leitha, same book. The blonde witch. Eddings, why must you haunt my soul with your dubious wit?
4. Ji has informed me that I am not allowed an amalgamation of every character Johnny Depp has ever played, and after a brief fixation on the gypsy from Chocolat I have decided on Agent Sands from Once Upon a Time in Mexico, because he is delightfully immoral and snarky and guh. Not that he's a nice human being or anything, but I'm not marrying him. Shag. SHAG.
5. Dr Sheppard from Grey's Anatomy WHAT SHUT UP
I am no good at making decisions. Consider my icon a silent sixth addition, yeah?
I tag...eh. Anyone who wants it.
ALSO: HEATHER IS LOVE. THIS IS TRUE. HEATHER MAY SHAG EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE 100 ICONS SHE BOUGHT FOR LUCIFER.
1. Lars Dahl. Never heard of him? Good. He makes the list because he was probably the first fictional character I wanted to shag, because Anne McCaffery (in Killashandra) was all with her OMG HE IS TEH SEX. TEH. SEX. KTHNXBYE and my young brain managed to absorb that message but good. And he sings! I am all for beautiful rich tenor voices, oh yes. Except we would NOT be having sex on the beach, thank you all the same.
2. Louis de pont du Lac. Shut up, Anne Rice, vampires totally have sex. With me. Especially when they're all dark and gorgeous and quiet and tragic and Freeeench. I'd do Lestat too. And Armand. This is what you get for making them all such pretty colours, bizatch. My list is so trashy *hums*
3. Dweia. Emerald. Thing. That sodding cat goddess from The Redemption of Althalus, because Eddings was a big part of my childhood and she was all with the autumn colours and rounded limbs and gorgeous hair and banter and flirting. She had a human form, pervs. Also Leitha, same book. The blonde witch. Eddings, why must you haunt my soul with your dubious wit?
4. Ji has informed me that I am not allowed an amalgamation of every character Johnny Depp has ever played, and after a brief fixation on the gypsy from Chocolat I have decided on Agent Sands from Once Upon a Time in Mexico, because he is delightfully immoral and snarky and guh. Not that he's a nice human being or anything, but I'm not marrying him. Shag. SHAG.
5. Dr Sheppard from Grey's Anatomy WHAT SHUT UP
I am no good at making decisions. Consider my icon a silent sixth addition, yeah?
I tag...eh. Anyone who wants it.
ALSO: HEATHER IS LOVE. THIS IS TRUE. HEATHER MAY SHAG EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE 100 ICONS SHE BOUGHT FOR LUCIFER.