fahye | when the van comes, go quietly

Jonah says:
I don't know. I signed up for a spoken French competition Tuesday. I will get up there and be like ICH PARLE FRANCAIS SEHR GERN and they will cart me off.

Fahye says:
to the place with the white rooms

Fahye says:
and you will yell NU MA FUCKING IEI and they will shake their heads sadly

Jonah says:
Yes, they will and there will go my CHANCE TO GET IN GOOD with the -- ambassador?

Jonah says:
GODDAMMIT PREEMPTIVELY

Fahye says:
I'll think of you

Fahye says:
and tell everyone what happened. we could set up a memorial community

Jonah says:
Fondly when we've said goodbye?

Fahye says:
where we sing...lots....

Jonah says:
Awwww.

Jonah says:
YAY.

Jonah says:
I sing always.

Fahye says:
goodo then

Fahye says:
i sent your postcard! it should be somewhere over the pacific

Jonah says:
I desire you to sing Springtime for Hitler under inappropriate circumstances. *nods*
OMG HOORAY

Jonah says:
that is so exciting

Fahye says:
or maybe buried in the american postal system

Fahye says:
can do!

Fahye says:
or maybe you could sing that at the french speaking thing

Fahye says:
and put on a fake toothbrush moustache

Jonah says:
OMG I totally will bust into a hardcore Hitler impersonation. I will bring my own Tour Eiffel.

Fahye says:
and CRUSH IT UNDERFOOT

Fahye says:
LIKE IN THE GREAT RACE

Jonah says:
YES.

Fahye says:
PUSH THE BUTTON MAX

Jonah says:
...omg that will TOTALLY NOT MAKE ME WIN *WEEPS*

Fahye says:
have you seen the great race?

Jonah says:
no.

Fahye says:
you muuuuust! PUSH THE BUTTON, MAX is the best line in the world

Fahye says:
my family quotes it all the time. unconsciously. anything to do with buttons? poof

Fahye says:
and the eiffel towers gets destroyed! and there is a huge cake/pie fight! and jack lemmon plays two different people and tony curtis's teeth have their own bling. and natalie wood is an insane suffragette

Fahye says:
that movie is my childhood

Jonah says:
That sounds so awesome.

Fahye says:
also there are swords. and dances. and crazy Russian peasants

Jonah says:
I kept thinking you meant Rat Race and it reminded me of how when I had this French exchange student

Jonah says:
We took him to the video store and he brought home Life is Beautiful to watch and, uh ... I picked Rat Race.

Jonah says:
Me: *DEEP LIKE OCEANS*

Fahye says:
haven't seeeeeen! my mother said it was crap

Fahye says:
and usually she has good taste, so I didn't bother looking for it

Jonah says:
Aww! it is sort of trashy but I <3 it good ... and Seth Green. How can you go wrong?

Fahye says:
ooh. yes indeed

Fahye says:
man, schuldig is gonna be hell confused

Fahye says:
it'll be like he kissed thom and thom DISAPPEARED

Fahye says:
INTO AIR

Jonah says:
He has the kiss of death.

Jonah says:
Clearly.

Fahye says:
omg I am so tired i am TALKING IN CAPS

Fahye says:
yup

Jonah says:
HEHEHE

Jonah says:
YOU ARE TIRED

Jonah says:
*distinctly mad-eyed*

Fahye says:
he can take people apart at the molecular level by kissing them

Fahye says:
neeeeeeeat

Jonah says:
I wish I could do that

Fahye says:
I dunno, you'd want to be able to switch it off

Jonah says:
Hmm...

Jonah says:
Yes.

Fahye says:
otherwise there could be some embarrassing romantic situations

Fahye says:
handy for rapists, though

Fahye says:
I mean in case of rapists. er.

Jonah says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fahye says:
what is my brain doing?

Jonah says:
Don't look at me.

Jonah says:
Perhaps our brain is becoming one.

Fahye says:
I should save this and laugh at it later. or cry, whatever

Jonah says:
MSN records everything why?

Fahye says:
*waves* hiiiiiiiiii MSN

Fahye says:
WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY RAPISTS

Jonah says:
WE JUST PLAY THEM AT wait, no.

Jonah says:
That's for cannibalism.

Jonah says:
*reminds self*

Fahye says:
nor are we developing sekrit chemical weaponry to de-moleculise someone

Fahye says:
OR ARE WE

Jonah says:
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Long weekends are my best, best friends. I can put all my work off until Monday and then not actually do it at all and spend my time watching trashy movies and all the tapes of Battlestar Galactica that I've saved up from choir nights. Kara and Lee are my Actually Canonically Viable OTP, seeing as how nobody in the world except me seems to support Sawyer/Kate and there is no way NCIS is ever going to let Kate and Tony get anywhere past the endless snark.

I watch too much TV.

I am also RPing. See crazily appropriate icon for details. *loves on

schiarire*

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