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*pwns*
Everyone knows that Jack Aubrey 
not-so-sekritly pines for Stephen Maturin 
who has quite a thing for dashing seamen and so has a fanboy crush on the Dread Pirate Roberts 
who wants to shag Lucifer 
who remains very amused by Desire 
who has been bored lately and idly seducing Eponine 
who still holds a torch for the Marquis De Carabas 
who is fascinated by the philosophy of Hamlet 
who writes moody love sonnets to Miguel 
who strongly admires the sunglasses of Bran Davies 
.
~
I win.
*snorfles*
not-so-sekritly pines for Stephen Maturin who has quite a thing for dashing seamen and so has a fanboy crush on the Dread Pirate Roberts who wants to shag Lucifer who remains very amused by Desire who has been bored lately and idly seducing Eponine who still holds a torch for the Marquis De Carabas who is fascinated by the philosophy of Hamlet who writes moody love sonnets to Miguel who strongly admires the sunglasses of Bran Davies .~
I win.
*snorfles*