crazy election antics from the other side of the world

[fahye]

Recently, schiarire and I have:

# Drunk a lot of sugary caffeinated things, in the absence of any alcohol.

# Held races between CNN and BBC and MSN and Yahoo to see which can count faster.

# Discovered the wonder of the sparkly BBC 3D map. Oooh.

# Decided to blackmail Iowa.

# Worshipped Hawaii.

# Invented the state of North Wisconsin.

# Glared at Ohio very very hard for being so purple.. JILL WHY ARE YOU NOT TEN THOUSAND PEOPLE. WHO ARE NOT INDECISIVE.

# Wondered whether or not you can hit someone over the head with a WMD which does not exist.

This is fun, in a morbid sort of way. Better than integration, at any rate.

Currently composing love odes to the map of Wisconsin. We love you, you are so blue...

P'raps we should do one for Ohio. Why must you be pink, you dirty fink...

*looks at current music* Irony points, anyone? Like brownie points, only less sweet and chewy.

...the crack is eating my brain. If Bush wins all I will be able to say is HEE LOOK HAMSTER.

Good song, though.